Miss D shares stories about exercise, Canyon Ranch in Arizona, airplane horror stories, bingo, shopping, listener George's airplane horror stories and some funny jokes (rabbits who promise to tell them about heaven when they die and God and Adam on women and reproducing).

Miss D shares stories about airports (LAX, JFK), a bridesmaid fiasco, traveling with jewelry, her jewelry business, an Irishman’s Philosophy, a little boy who wants a bicycle and she tells jokes about nuns eating dogs in America.

Miss D shares stories of growing up, preparing for a triathlon, her mother’s Center Island home, Billy Joel, Billy Crystal, John Barry, Angie (Diane’s mother’s companion/live-in assistant who died), designing her house, and a very funny joke.

Miss D shares stories about her college internship at Bloomingdale’s, antique store employment, the mafia garbage ring, her thwarting a potential thief and some favorite jokes (including a doozy about Donald Trump and the Queen of England).

Miss D shares tales from her travels, using technology and Tinder mishaps, in addition to many more amusing stories.